Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Long Island Lolita resurfaces

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Remember Amy Fisher, also known as the "Long Island Lolita"? She was the teenager who shot her lover's (Joey Buttafuoco) wife in the face a point-blank range somehow thinking that was the best way to achieve a fairytale ending to her under-the-age-of-consent relationship.

Fisher is the married mother of two kids of her own now and has taken up a hobby befitting someone of the soccermom set: promoting a sex tape she stars in.

But Fisher didn't set out to be a sex tape star. It appears that her husband, in a fit of jerkishness during their divorce, sold a tape of he and Amy enjoying a little, uhhh, "married person massages" to an online sex company. Since the guy is obviously a gentleman and major catch, Fisher reconciled with him and opted for a six-figure payout rather than fight to have the video pulled. Since being released, the tape is the #1 porn download.

Jokes the thirty-three year old, "I always wanted to be No. 1 at something, but I didn't think it would be something like this."

She also admitted that explaining what she does and why she is famous will be hard when her 6-year-old son and 3 -year-old daughter get older.

You know, a video of mommy and daddy having sex might be a welcome distraction from the "When Mommy was a girl, she slept with an older man, shot his wife in the face, and then went to jail" discussion.

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